Ewwww

GROSS!!! There was a roach in our room tonight. I saw him as he was crawling across my keyboard. Screamed, jumped ten feet in the air and gave my roommate a heartattack. Where did it come from? He was HUGE. I'm itchy all over. I was having a hard time killing him. He kept getting away. I asked my roommate "How does he know he is about to die?", "Maybe he recognizes the tone of voice." she replied. I guess the screaming of "GET HIM, GET HIM, KILL HIM" registers as 'oh shit' to the roach.