Ponder ponder ponder

Some things I've heard before:

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapp parking spot, but there are no penalties for using a handicapp stall in the bathroom?

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Somethings I think about:
How come adding the adjective "pretty" to something makes it a little bit worst? Ex: "pretty hot", "pretty ugly" (which is an oxymoron), "pretty expensive".

Why are toliet seat covers made of the thinnest tissue paper in the world but is suppose to some how protect our fannies from germs? Personally I would like a toliet seat cover made out of industrial government plastic, or latex, or disposable steel.